NP Or CP? 1994 BMW 850csi for $59,950.00

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01/30/2014 at 20:19 • Filed to: None

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Manual transmission, V12, 69,935 miles

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Looks good, but is it $59,950 good? !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!

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DISCUSSION (21)


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/30/2014 at 20:21

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CP to the max.


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/30/2014 at 20:23

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JEEBUS! That's the crackiest crack that ever cracked a crack!


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian, The Life of
01/30/2014 at 20:24

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Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/30/2014 at 20:26

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I'm sorry, is it 1994 and you are dailed in via AOL at a dealer looking at a new one?

If so, NP. If not, my comment stands.


Kinja'd!!! Trunk Impaired 318 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/30/2014 at 20:26

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CP now but in 5 years I could see it being a NP, an 850csi with a stick and low miles is by far the most desirable 8 series and I think good ones will jump in price shortly


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/30/2014 at 20:27

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CP. Buy a regular 850I manual for 20k in really good condition and use the other 50 grand to make up for the 100 led horsepower.v shouldn't be too hard....


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian, The Life of
01/30/2014 at 20:27

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I know, but it's half off, brah!


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/30/2014 at 20:29

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It's glorious but ... a 20 year-old BMW V12 will only end in bitter tears and suicidal thoughts. Find an 840i instead and live remorse-free.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian, The Life of
01/30/2014 at 20:31

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What do you think was the inspiration for the name Tears for Fears?


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Brian, The Life of
01/30/2014 at 20:31

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I thought we agreed anything BMW V8 from that era suffered breakdowns with Nikasil being the culprit (for those who live in states/countries with piss-poor fuel)?

I'd rather the V12. If someone kept pestering me to go V8, I'll punch them in the solar plexus.


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
01/30/2014 at 20:34

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But the complexity of those V12s ... basically Siamese twin I6s mated at the crank with separate ECUs and fuel intake systems for each bank?

God no ... run like the wind from these. I'd rather roll the dice with the V8.


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Brian, The Life of
01/30/2014 at 20:36

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God no. I'd rather the V12 than deal with the nikasil headaches. I know most of the engines are Alusil but screw anemic engines with horrible cylinder bores!


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/30/2014 at 20:40

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No.

2006 DB9 Vert, 2.4x less miles for almost the same money

2007 M6 (V10) for basically half that price (M6s really haven't kept their value all that well. Wonder what's scaring people away? Maintenance? Bangle looks? Crappy DSG? Ehh. *Shrugs*)

Hmm...there aren't too many CSis around. Here's another on DuPont for around the same price but somewhat better condition. Maybe it's the rarity that's jacking the price up. Still CP.


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
01/30/2014 at 20:41

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Honestly, I'd rather have an I6 from the period than either.


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Brian, The Life of
01/30/2014 at 20:42

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The I6 (unless it is an M engine in an M car) and the V8 (same clause) should be AXED.


Kinja'd!!! Doug DeMuro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/30/2014 at 20:54

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CP. This guy is nuts. This would be CP if the thing had 69 miles.


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Doug DeMuro
01/30/2014 at 20:57

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But, CarFox says it's only $550 over Kelly Blue Balls book of lies!


Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
01/30/2014 at 22:24

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LOLWUT? You can build M30s to do unnatural things with some boost. And they're a dime a dozen.


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/30/2014 at 22:38

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Considering I just found this one on my Craigslist for only $16000 (yes, it has more miles, but still) I call major CP

Link here since im on mobile and cannot insert it properly: http://sarasota.craigslist.org/cto/4310848907…


Kinja'd!!! Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Brian, The Life of
01/31/2014 at 00:19

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So's tons of Ms, JZs, RBs, Ls.....


Kinja'd!!! Shiftright > Nibby
01/31/2014 at 21:09

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